You Know You Are Doing Things Right When…

  • more and more people start to use your product, but you are not doing any direct marketing
  • people who look like movie stars start to send in their fake CV:s to you
  • you actually enjoy what you are doing
  • you use the tools that solves the problem
  • you actually deliver user value after each sprint
  • agile is not a process, it is how you actually work
  • people who speaks of ITIL automatically have to work one week with replying to movie stars.
  • hierarchy is a word you learned about the hard way at your previous work
  • you enhance the user experience and listen to the actual users
  • architecture is part of everybody’s work, not a title
  • usability is part of your customer experience focus and a responsibility of all involved in the product, not a title or expert role
  • there are no titles
  • the people you see when looking up are the actual people you work with
  • you tune the user experience, not trying to revolutionize it
  • people do high-fives and shout out over solved problems
  • middle management still works at Ericsson
  • you can do live changes, but choose not to
  • you trust the people working with the product and do not need guidelines and processes for everything
  • people who do not fit in the group is not promoted, they are either fired or feel that they should try new challenges
  • you say yes more often than no to new ideas
  • you really, really, really love your product and the ones using it
  • you have a feeling that you are privileged to work with what you like and still get money for it
  • you can try one thing and if it do not work out, change it back
  • all who work at the office have admin rights on their computer
  • you answer the question “What type of organization are you?” with “Rock and Roll”
  • the people who work at the bank office next to your office looks at you in a way that indicates they do not like you and your type
  • everyone has full insight in the numbers of your product
  • everyone has equal shares of the company
  • people come to work and share a new idea, every day
  • creativity is part of your work, not the responsibility of a group of people
  • people work in the projects they prefer to work in and can easily change projects if they do not enjoy the current one
  • there are no meetings, you solve things with the people you work with on a daily basis, both short- and long-term solutions
  • you celebrate records and highlight achievements on a regular basis
  • there is only one level in the organizational hierarchy
  • up to 20% of every employees working time is spent on R&D
  • “corporate” is a swearing word
  • Microsoft has nothing to do with something that actually is in proximity to your core business
  • Oracle has nothing to do with something that actually is in proximity to your core business
  • you are using a well tested and stable Open Source technology stack
  • you contribute to Open Source projects
  • there are a good mixture of people from different background, country, age, sex and experience
  • people decorate the walls and the desks with things they like
  • salary, benefits and friday beers are not the stuff that make you stay at the company
  • pragmatic is not a word, it is how you actually solves things
  • SWOT-analysis is something they do at the bank office next to you

You know you are doing it wrong when …

  • You focus on things that are not part of the core product
  • You think that you are smarter than the competition
  • You think technology is the key driver
  • You make assumptions and stick to them over time
  • You think marketing can sell any product
  • the items in the backlog have nothing to do with the user experience
  • you create a strategy that is more of a vision
  • you are spending more than 10% of your working time on meetings
  • 50% or more of your workload is action points from meetings
  • the best brains in the company eat Prozac
  • the best developers in the company are doing UML
  • your boss says “I have not had the time to read that e-mail yet”
  • When you have a strategy that says something like “We are going to be the new Apple”
  • you work according to the waterfall-model and call it agile product development
  • you think that enterprise solutions is a must have in order to serve all your customers
  • you hear the word ITIL
  • someone thinks that abstraction and not function has critical impact on business
  • someone suggests a new meeting in the matter
  • you think someone else should decide in the matter
  • reorganizations is more common than company beers
  • you have two (or more) bosses on the same position
  • there are only men (who only eat meat) at the top of the ladder of your company
  • you think that it is better to build it yourself
  • you think that it is better to rebuild than to tune
  • you think that your success is a strike of genius rather than a lucky shot
  • when the CC:field is used in more than 50% of your inbox e-mails
  • when you have architects
  • when you have usability experts
  • when you have middle management
  • when you feel stuck because of salary and benefits
  • when you are building an enabling platform that will solve all your problems
  • it is more important who is in charge of something than what gets done
  • you have three levels of the organizational hierarchy below you …. and three above
  • people are leaving without knowing what to do later
  • you discuss things longer than implementing them
  • there are people walking around the office that look like movie stars
  • most of the people working at your company think that they should not have to do any real job and get their hands dirty
  • you buy new project tracking software and think that you have found the key to success
  • when someone from payroll sends their first mail with Comic-Sans and two or more clip arts pictures
  • when you get saluted for a good year and get a salary increase, even though you obviously do not deserve it
  • you have a group that works with R&D and no one knows what they actually do
  • you are part of a working group that forces you to dedicate 25% of your time because you are one of the big thinkers in the company
  • you have multiple offices and people would rather fly to the other office than setting up a video conference
  • middle management can’t say anything without adding some bosses name into the conversation
  • you feel that you are going in the wrong direction professionally and personally and you have an annoying feeling that it probably has a lot to do with your current job
  • you have more than one Lead Developer for a product
  • you think you are building stuff that another department think they build
  • you don’t get angry anymore over things at work
  • you feel like it is impossible to change something
  • you feel that the good old days were way better